Nice One ~~

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"

Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent!

Guess Why?

Dear all guild mate, guess what is the reason??? story as follow :

One day. there is a mother caterpillar, she found out that she was running out of soya sauce while cooking half way... without any choice, she ask her only son, Da Dou to out to buy immediately, coz they are having dinner very soon.
So Da Dou packed his story book immediately and getting ready to go out...
However after an hour, there is still no sign of returning of Da Dou, So his mother is furious and got a cane and thought that Da Dou went to the playground and forget about the soya sauce...
Suprisingly, Da Dou's mother saw Da Dou was loittering at the door step, so Da Dou's mother asked " Why are u here, where is my soya sauce?"
Da Dou said : I haven't go out yet.
His mother asked "why?"

So all dear guild mate, guess why???

Picture Guild Character 3rd job

First timmer here, mux post something mah!!!!! ^_^
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BTW this picture took when i do the 3rd job for dit...