Assicons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by

:-)

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:


(_!_)

A regular ass


(__!__)

A fat ass


(!)

A tight ass


(_*_)

A sore ass


{_!_}

A swishy ass




(_o_)

An ass that's been around



(_x_)

Kiss my ass


(_X_)

Leave my ass alone


(_zzz_)

A tired ass


(_E=mc2_)

A smart ass


(_$_)

Money coming out of his ass


(_?_)

Dumb Ass